Tales of the Jazz Age by F. Scott (Francis Scott) Fitzgerald
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page 73 of 401 (18%)
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The head of Jumbo, obese negro, waiter at the Tally-ho Club for many
years, appeared rashly through a half-opened pantry door. "Oh, Jumbo!" "Get old Jumbo. He's the fella!" "Come on, Jumbo. How 'bout marrying us a couple?" "Yea!" Jumbo was seized by four comedians, stripped of his apron, and escorted to a raised dais at the head of the ball. There his collar was removed and replaced back side forward with ecclesiastical effect. The parade separated into two lines, leaving an aisle for the bride and groom. "Lawdy, man," roared Jumbo, "Ah got ole Bible 'n' ev'ythin', sho nuff." He produced a battered Bible from an interior pocket. "Yea! Jumbo's got a Bible!" "Razor, too, I'll bet!" Together the snake-charmer and the camel ascended the cheering aisle and stopped in front of Jumbo. "Where's yo license, camel?" |
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