Scarborough and the Critic by Richard Brinsley Sheridan
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dress.
_Lord Fop._ 'Tis well, admit them. _La Var._ Hey, messieurs, entrez! _Enter_ TAILOR, SHOEMAKER, SEMPSTRESS, JEWELLER, _and_ MENDLEGS. _Lord Fop._ So, gentlemen, I hope you have all taken pains to show yourselves masters in your professions? _Tai_. I think I may presume, sir-- _La Var_. Milor, you clown, you! _Tai_. My lord--I ask your lordship's--pardon, my lord. I hope, my lord, your lordship will be pleased to own I have brought your lordship as accomplished a suit of clothes as ever peer of England wore, my lord--will your lordship please to view 'em now? _Lord Fop_. Ay; but let my people dispose the glasses so that I may see myself before and behind; for I love to see myself all round. [_Puts on his clothes_.] _Enter_ TOM FASHION _and_ LORY. _They remain behind, conversing apart_. _Fash_. Heyday! what the devil have we here? Sure my gentleman's grown a favourite at court, he has got so many people at his levee. _Lory_. Sir, these people come in order to make him a favourite at court--they are to establish him with the ladies. _Fash_. Good Heaven! to what an ebb of taste are women fallen, that it should be in the power of a laced coat to recommend a gallant to them? _Lory_. Sir, tailors and hair-dressers debauch all the women. _Fash_. Thou sayest true. But now for my reception. |
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