Scarborough and the Critic by Richard Brinsley Sheridan
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unspeakable satisfaction of being honoured with your lordship's
approbation? _Lord Fop_. Why, they are of a pretty fancy; but don't you think them rather of the smallest? _Jewel_. My lord, they could not well be larger, to keep on your lordship's shoe. _Lord Fop_. My good sir, you forget that these matters are not as they used to be; formerly, indeed, the buckle was a sort of machine, intended to keep on the shoe; but the case is now quite reversed, and the shoe is of no earthly use, but to keep on the buckle.--Now give me my watches [SERVANT _fetches the watches_,] my chapeau, [SERVANT _brings a dress hat_,] my handkerchief, [SERVANT _pours some scented liquor on a handkerchief and brings it_,] my snuff-box [SERVANT _brings snuff-box_.] There, now the business of the morning is pretty well over. [_Exit_ JEWELLER.] _Fash_. [_Aside to_ LORY.] Well, Lory, what dost think on't?--a very friendly reception from a brother, after three years' absence! _Lory_. [_Aside to_ TOM FASHION.] Why, sir, 'tis your own fault--here you have stood ever since you came in, and have not commended any one thing that belongs to him. [SERVANTS _all go off._] _Fash_. [_Aside to_ LORY.] Nor ever shall, while they belong to a coxcomb.--[_To_ LORD FOPPINGTON.] Now your people of business are gone, brother, I hope I may obtain a quarter of an hour's audience of you? _Lord Fop_. Faith, Tam, I must beg you'll excuse me at this time, for I have an engagement which I would not break for the salvation of mankind.--Hey!--there!--is my carriage at the door? |
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