The Man with Two Left Feet - And Other Stories by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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convincing daffodil, but she looked good to Henry. With wabbling knees
he butted his way through the crowd and seized her hand enthusiastically. 'Why, Henry! Where did you come from?' 'I _am_ glad to see you!' 'How did you get here?' 'I _am_ glad to see you!' At this point the stage-manager, bellowing from the prompt-box, urged Henry to desist. It is one of the mysteries of behind-the-scenes acoustics that a whisper from any minor member of the company can be heard all over the house, while the stage-manager can burst himself without annoying the audience. Henry, awed by authority, relapsed into silence. From the unseen stage came the sound of someone singing a song about the moon. June was also mentioned. He recognized the song as one that had always bored him. He disliked the woman who was singing it--a Miss Clarice Weaver, who played the heroine of the piece to Sidney Crane's hero. In his opinion he was not alone. Miss Weaver was not popular in the company. She had secured the role rather as a testimony of personal esteem from the management than because of any innate ability. She sang badly, acted indifferently, and was uncertain what to do with her hands. All these things might have been forgiven her, but she supplemented them by the crime known in stage circles as 'throwing her |
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