The Eleven Comedies, Volume 2 by Aristophanes
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page 67 of 526 (12%)
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PHILOCLEON. Look how easily my leg-joints move.
BDELYCLEON. Great gods! What does all this mean? Is it actual, downright madness? PHILOCLEON. And now I summon and challenge my rivals. If there be a tragic poet who pretends to be a skilful dancer, let him come and contest the matter with me. Is there one? Is there _not_ one? BDELYCLEON. Here comes one, and one only. PHILOCLEON. Who is the wretch? BDELYCLEON. 'Tis the younger son of Carcinus.[168] PHILOCLEON. I will crush him to nothing; in point of keeping time, I will knock him out, for he knows nothing of rhythm. BDELYCLEON. Ah! ah! here comes his brother too, another tragedian, and another son of Carcinus. PHILOCLEON. Him I will devour for my dinner. BDELYCLEON. Oh! ye gods! I see nothing but crabs.[169] Here is yet another son of Carcinus. PHILOCLEON. What is't comes here? A shrimp or a spider?[170] BDELYCLEON. 'Tis a crab,[171]--a crabkin, the smallest of its kind; he writes tragedies. |
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