Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 11, June 11, 1870 by Various
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the child-roastings! Yes, Moonshine would make it livelier here, no
doubt. A fine time, truly, for Ogres, with their discriminating scent!--And what a moony sky! How odd, if one had a parlor with six windows. _D._ Seven would be odder. _F._ Well, seven, and a moon looking into each one of 'em! An artist would perhaps object to the cross-lights, but he needn't paint by them. _D._ What kind of "lights" were you speaking of? _F._ Satellites. _D._ Oh, pshaw! don't tantalize me! _F._ Well, cross-lights. _D._ Now, pray, what may a cross-light be? An unamiable and inhospitable light, like that which gleams from the eyes of an astronomer when he is interrupted in the midst of a calculation? _F._ No, nor yet the sarcastic sparkle in the eyes of a witty but selfish and unfilial young lady! Cross-lights are lights whose rays, coming from opposite quarters, cross each other. _D._ (Then yours and mine are cross-lights, I guess!) If two American twenty-five cent pieces were to be placed at a distance from each other, and you stood between them---- |
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