Humoresque - A Laugh on Life with a Tear Behind It by Fannie Hurst
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away an evening in that halo of lamplight, her hair illuminated to
copper and her hands shuttling in and out at the business of knitting. There were frank personal discussions, no wider in diameter than the little circle of light itself. MISS KINEALY (_slumped in her chair so that her knee rose higher than her waist-line_): I always say of Stella, she's one nut too hard for me to crack, and I've cracked a good many in my life. Why that girl 'ain't got beaus galore--well, I give up! MRS. SCHUMP (_stooped for an infinitesimal stab of needle_): She don't give 'em a chance, Cora. You can't tell me there is not many a nice, sober young man wouldn't be glad to sit out a Saturday evening with her. She's that bashful she don't give 'em a chance. I tell her it's almost as much ruination to a girl to be too retiring as to be too forward. She don't seem to have a way with the boys. MISS SCHUMP (_in a pink, warm-looking flannelette kimono and brushing out into fine fluff her flaxen-looking hair, and then, in the name of to-morrow's kink, plaiting it into a multitude of small, tight-looking braids_): You can talk, mamma. You, too, Cora, with a boy like Archie Sensenbrenner and your wedding-day in sight. But what's a girl goin' to do if she don't take; if she ain't got an Archie? Mrs. Schump (_riding her glasses down toward the end of her nose to look up sharply over them_): Get one. "There you go again! Honest, you two make me mad. I can't go out and lasso 'em, can I?" |
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