Humoresque - A Laugh on Life with a Tear Behind It by Fannie Hurst
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"What do I mean?"
He advanced a step, his voice and expression lifted in incredulity. "Say, look here, Becker, are you stark, raving crazy? Is it possible you don't know that, in your place, nobody but a crazy woman would open her mouth?" "Maybe; but I don't care. Just leave her alone, Kess, please! That little baby can stand nothing but happiness." "Why, woman, you're crazy with the heat. If you want to know it, I'm nuts over that little kid. Gad! never ran across anything so full of zip in my life! I'm going to make life one joy ride after another for that joy baby. That kid's the showpiece of the world. She's got me so hipped I'm crazy, and the worst of it is I like it. You don't need to worry. As the boys say, when I settle down, I'm going to settle hard." "You ain't fit to have her!" "Say, the kind of life I've lived I ain't ashamed to tell her own father. He's a man, and I'm a man, and life's life." "You--" "Now look here, Becker. That'll be about all. If you're in your right senses, you're going to ring the joy bells louder than any one around here. What you got on your chest you can just as well cut your throat as tell; so we'll both live happy ever after. There's not one thing in my life that any jury wouldn't pass, and--" |
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