The Best American Humorous Short Stories by Unknown
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page 156 of 393 (39%)
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"These are all, this morning. Good day, gentlemen." Then to the Superintendent: "Add you, sir!" The next Inmate was a semi-idiotic-looking old man. He had a heap of block-letters before him, and, as we came up, he pointed, without saying a word, to the arrangements he had made with them on the table. They were evidently anagrams, and had the merit of transposing the letters of the words employed without addition or subtraction. Here are a few of them: TIMES. SMITE! POST. STOP! TRIBUNE. TRUE NIB. WORLD. DR. OWL. ADVERTISER. { RES VERI DAT. { IS TRUE. READ! ALLOPATHY. ALL O' TH' PAY. HOMOEOPATHY. O, THE ----! O! O, MY! PAH! The mention of several New York papers led to two or three questions. Thus: Whether the Editor of _The Tribune_ was _H.G. really_? If the complexion of his politics were not accounted for by his being _an eager_ person himself? Whether Wendell _Fillips_ were not a reduced copy of John _Knocks_? Whether a New York _Feuilletoniste_ is not the same thing as a _Fellow down East_? |
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