The Best American Humorous Short Stories by Unknown
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At this time a plausible-looking, bald-headed man joined us, evidently
waiting to take a part in the conversation. "Good morning, Mr. Riggles," said the Superintendent, "Anything fresh this morning? Any Conundrum?" "I haven't looked at the cattle," he answered, dryly. "Cattle? Why cattle?" "Why, to see if there's any _corn under 'em_!" he said; and immediately asked, "Why is Douglas like the earth?" We tried, but couldn't guess. "Because he was _flattened out at the polls_!" said Mr. Riggles. "A famous politician, formerly," said the Superintendent. "His grandfather was a _seize-Hessian-ist_ in the Revolutionary War. By the way, I hear the _freeze-oil_ doctrines don't go down at New Bedford." The next Inmate looked as if he might have been a sailor formerly. "Ask him what his calling was," said the Superintendent. "Followed the sea," he replied to the question put by one of us. "Went as mate in a fishing-schooner." "Why did you give it up?" |
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