The Best American Humorous Short Stories by Unknown
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"Because I didn't like working for _two mast-ers_," he replied.
Presently we came upon a group of elderly persons, gathered about a venerable gentleman with flowing locks, who was propounding questions to a row of Inmates. "Can any Inmate give me a motto for M. Berger?" he said. Nobody responded for two or three minutes. At last one old man, whom I at once recognized as a Graduate of our University (Anno 1800) held up his hand. "Rem _a cue_ tetigit." "Go to the head of the class, Josselyn," said the venerable patriarch. The successful Inmate did as he was told, but in a very rough way, pushing against two or three of the Class. "How is this?" said the Patriarch. "You told me to go up _jostlin'_," he replied. The old gentlemen who had been shoved about enjoyed the pun too much to be angry. Presently the Patriarch asked again: "Why was M. Berger authorized to go to the dances given to the Prince?" |
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