The Best American Humorous Short Stories by Unknown
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thoughts are turned on peace.'"
The little boy looked very much as if they were _not_, and as if meditating an outbreak. "No, no!" exclaimed Christopher, "let him say Hamlet. Come now, Benny--'To be or not to be.'" "It ain't to be at all," cried Benny, "and I won't speak the least bit of it for any of you. I hate that speech!" "Only see his obstinacy," said the solemn Joseph. "And is he to be given up to?" "Speak anything, Benny," said Mrs. Watkinson, "anything so that it is only a speech." All the Watkinson voices now began to clamor violently at the obstinate child--"Speak a speech! speak a speech! speak a speech!" But they had no more effect than the reiterated exhortations with which nurses confuse the poor heads of babies, when they require them to "shake a day-day--shake a day-day!" Mrs. Morland now interfered, and begged that the sleepy little boy might be excused; on which he screamed out that "he wasn't sleepy at all, and would not go to bed ever." "I never knew any of my children behave so before," said Mrs. Watkinson. "They are always models of obedience, ma'am. A look is sufficient for them. And I must say that they have in every way |
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