Toaster's Handbook - Jokes, Stories, and Quotations by Unknown
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made a lord by the king whose picture you see on this shilling."
"Indeed!" replied the governor, smiling, as he produced another coin. "What a coincidence! My great-great-grandfather was made an angel by the Indian whose picture you see on this cent." People will not look forward to posterity, who never look backward to their ancestors.--_Burke_. From yon blue heavens above us bent, The gardener Adam and his wife Smile at the claims of long descent. --_Tennyson_. ANGER Charlie and Nancy had quarreled. After their supper Mother tried to re-establish friendly relations. She told them of the Bible verse, "Let not the sun go down upon your wrath." "Now, Charlie," she pleaded, "are you going to let the sun go down on your wrath?" Charlie squirmed a little. Then: |
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