"Well, how can _I_ stop it?"


When a husband loses his temper he usually finds his wife's.


It is easy enough to restrain our wrath when the other fellow is the
bigger.




ANNIVERSARIES


MRS. JONES--"Does your husband remember your wedding anniversary?"

MRS. SMITH--"No; so I remind him of it in January and June, and get two
presents."




ANTIDOTES


"Suppose," asked the professor in chemistry, "that you were summoned to
the side of a patient who had accidentally swallowed a heavy dose of
oxalic acid, what would you administer?"