Toaster's Handbook - Jokes, Stories, and Quotations by Unknown
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in observation.
To the children he said, "Now, children, tell me a number to put on the board." Some child said, "Thirty-six." The supervisor wrote sixty-three. He asked for another number, and seventy-six was given. He wrote sixty-seven. When a third number was asked, a child who apparently had paid no attention called out: "Theventy-theven. Change _that_ you thucker!" AUTHORS The following is a recipe for an author: Take the usual number of fingers, Add paper, manila or white, A typewriter, plenty of postage And something or other to write. --_Life_. |
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