you haven't seen your feet in years, still you can impersonate so much
good nature that men will be attracted to you as flowers to the sun.

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Have confidence in everything you do, even when you eat sausages at a
quick lunch next door to the dog-catcher.

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Hell is not paved with good intentions. Hell is paved with
sanctimonious pretensions.

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When you get up, where does your lap go? When you love, where does
your hate go?

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After you have walked the floor all night trying to get the baby to
sleep, you can at least be thankful that you do not live in Greenland
where the nights are six months long.

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Avoid hot words in anger, you might tell the truth. A Chicago father
thrashed his son for being out late at night. Then added: "When I
was your age my father would not let me be out after dark." The boy
answered: "Then you must have had a devil of a father." The old man