Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, September 5, 1891 by Various
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["Italy is bound to maintain abroad the appearance of a great
and rich country, while at home she ought to conduct herself as if in straitened circumstances."--_Daily Paper_.] The Italian Army had been completely victorious. There was but one drawback to the entire satisfaction of the Commander-in-Chief--one of his favourite Generals was under arrest, and was being tried by court-martial. The accused had refused the assistance of Counsel, and had insisted upon pleading "Guilty." "But," urged the Commander-in-Chief, "you surely have some excuse. To sack a private house belonging to your own countryman was unpardonable. It was an aimless piece of Vandalism! For your own reputation--for the sake of your ancestors--on behalf of your descendants--some explanation should be afforded." "Surely this is no time for levity," murmured a Warrior-Journalist, who was suspected of combining with the duties of a hero the labours of a Special Correspondent for a Roman journal. "Do I look like a jester?" asked the Prisoner; and then he added, "My brave companions, it is for the honour of our country--to conceal her poverty from the sneers of foreigners--that I carry with me the secret of my action to the family vault. Press me no further--see, I am ready for the firing-party!" There was nothing further to be said, and the little procession made its way to the Barrack Square. The Prisoner shook hands warmly with his Judges, and with the weeping soldiery who were to act as his executioners. "I will give the words of command myself. |
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