Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, September 5, 1891 by Various
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page 30 of 46 (65%)
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"Stop!" An aged man had approached the group. He was out of breath with running. The firing-party paused, and lowered their rifles. "Do not listen to him!" shouted the Accused. "And if he will not desist, shoot him too--shoot us both." "You exceed your duties, Sirrah," said the Commander-in-Chief, with some severity--for discipline was strict in the Italian Army. "It is for me to command, not you!" The Prisoner lowered his head at the just reproof, and then his superior officer continued, "Why do you ask us to desist?" "Because the Prisoner is innocent. He acted from the best of motives. I was the proprietor of the shop he sacked, and I (for, after all, I am a patriot) demand his pardon!" "You!" exclaimed the Commander-in-Chief. "Surely you ought to be the last to urge such a plea. We do not know what your shop contained, but presume that the contents was your property." "You are right in the presumption," acquiesced the aged man; "but these documents will show that he was right, from a military point of view, to sack my shop." The Commander-in-Chief hastily glanced at the papers, and with a thrill of pleasure, ordered his favourite General to be released. |
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