A Parody Outline of History by Donald Ogden Stewart
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After a while she slept, her cheeks flushed, her heart beating unnaturally. VII Late that night. She opened her eyes; she heard men's voices; she felt her heart still pounding within her at an alarming rate. "And I told them then that it would come to no good end. Truly, the Lord does not countenance such joking." She recognized the voices of Miles Standish and Elder Brewster. "Well--what happened then?" This from Kennicott. "Well, you see, Henry Haydock got some of this Mencken's medicine from one of the Indians. And he thought it would be a good joke to put it in the broth at the church supper this evening." "Yes?" "Well--he did it, the fool. And when the broth was served, hell on earth broke loose. Everyone started calling his neighbor a Puritan, and cursing him for having banished Beauty from the earth. The Lord knows what they meant by that; I don't. Old friends fought like wildcats, shrieking 'Puritan' at each other. Luckily it only got to one table--but there are ten raving |
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