A Parody Outline of History by Donald Ogden Stewart
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timid knock.
MRS. BREWSTER: Come in. (Enter CAPTAIN MIKES STANDISH, whiskered and forty. In a later generation, with that imposing mustache and his hatred of Indians, Miles would undoubtedly have been a bank president. At present he seems somewhat ill at ease, and obviously relieved to find only PRISCILLA'S aunt at home.) MRS. BREWSTER: Good evening, Captain Standish. MILES: Good evening, Mrs. Brewster. It's--it's cool for June, isn't it? MRS. BREWSTER: Yes. I suppose we'll pay, for it with a hot July, though. MILES (nervously): Yes, but it--it is cool for June, isn't it? MRS. BREWSTER: So you said, Captain. MILES: Yes. So I said, didn't I? (Silence.) MILES: Mistress Priscilla isn't home, then? MRS. BREWSTER: Why, I don't think so, Captain But I never can be sure where Priscilla is. MILES (eagerly): She's a--a fine girl, isn't she? A fine girl. |
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