A Parody Outline of History by Donald Ogden Stewart
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MRS. BREWSTER: Why, yes. Of course, Priscilla has her faults but she'd make some man a fine wife--some man who knew how to handle her-- an older man, with experience. MILES: Do you really think so, Mrs. Brewster? (After a minute.) Do you think Priscilla is thinking about marrying anybody in particular? MRS. BREWSTER: Well, I can't say, Captain. You know--she's a little wild. Her mother was wild, too, you know--that is, before the Lord spoke to her. They say she used to be seen at the Mermaid Tavern in London with all those play-acting people. She always used to say that Priscilla would marry a military man. MILES: A military man? Well, now tell me Mrs. Brewster, do you think that a sweet delicate creature like Priscilla-- A VOICE (in the next room): Oh DAMN! MRS. BREWSTER: That must be Priscilla now. THE VOICE: Auntie! MRS. BREWSTER: Yes, Priscilla dear. THE VOICE: Where in hell did you put the vermouth? MRS. BREWSTER: In the cupboard, dear. I do hope you aren't going to get--er--"boiled" again tonight, Priscilla. (Enter |
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