A Parody Outline of History by Donald Ogden Stewart
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page 47 of 104 (45%)
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A knock, and the door opens to admit JOHN ALDEN, nonchalant,
disillusioned, and twenty-one. JOHN: Good evening. Hope I don't bother you. PRISCILLA: The only people who bother me are women who tell me I'm beautiful and men who don't. JOHN: Not a very brilliant epigram--but still--yes, you ARE beautiful. PRISCILLA: Of course, if it's an effort for you to say-- JOHN: Nothing is worthwhile without effort. PRISCILLA: Sounds like Miles Standish; many things I do without effort are worthwhile; I am beautiful without the slightest effort. JOHN: Yes, you're right. I could kiss you without any effort-- and that would be worthwhile--perhaps. PRISCILLA: Kissing me would prove nothing. I kiss as casually as I breathe. JOHN: And if you didn't breathe--or kiss--you would die. PRISCILLA: Any woman would. JOHN: Then you are like other women. How |
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