Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, July 16, 1892 by Various
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billiard-cue--leastwise (_conscientiously_), a stoutish one--but I'll
get it taken in for you, if you _like_. [_He opens the door a very little, and passes the card to an attendant within._ _Junior Members of the Junior Bar_ (_in very clean white wigs, with hauteur_). Thought you had orders to let Counsel in before the general public? There _ought_ to be some rule about that, if there isn't. _Doork._ So we do, Sir; but if this gentleman's a friend of Mr. TANFIELD's, and he _arsks_ me to admit him, why you see-- _Junior Junior_ (_witheringly_). The convenience of mere Members of the _Bar_ must give way, naturally! [_The inside Attendant returns with card, which the Doorkeeper unlocks the door to receive, and then shuts it to with a sharp click, like a wild-beast-tamer._ _Doork._ (_to the M.M., after perusing card by the dim light_). I _told_ you it wouldn't be no use, Sir. "Please wait," it says. [_General movement of virtuous satisfaction at this well-merited rebuke._ _The M.M._ (_wishing he had not put his trust in TANFIELD_). I--I _have_ waited--but it don't matter. (_Addressing First White Wig, from a timid social impulse_). The--er--Plaintiff made some remarkable admissions in the box yesterday--his cross-examination seemed pretty |
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