Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, July 16, 1892 by Various
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_First White Wig_ (_after a stare at his audacity_). Cross-examination not unfrequently _is_. (_To the other W.W._) See that extraordinary decision of old JUBBER's in _Biling_ v. _Bulgin_? Of course they'll appeal! [_The couple converse in highly technical terms for some minutes._ _The M.M._ (_at the next pause_). It struck me that Colonel ARKASS rather contradicted himself on one or two points. _Second W.W._ Very likely. (_To First W.W._) What do _you_ do when you're before one of these confounded Common Law Judges, and see he's looking up a point of Equity in a text-book during your argument? Do you wait for him? _First W.W._ (_with all the decision of a Counsel who was called the Term before last_). Wait for him? No--go on talking about anything you like, till he's ready to listen to you again. That's what _I_ always do! _An Important Stranger_ (_bustling up; to Doorkeepers_). Here, I say, let _me_ in, will you! _Doork._ You a Witness in this case, Sir? _The Imp. S._ (_after a tell-tale pause_). Er--yes--in a sort of way, y'know. |
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