Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, July 16, 1892 by Various
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page 33 of 40 (82%)
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_Doork._ Then _your_ entrance is down below, Sir, in the Central 'All--you'll see it written up there. _The I.S._ Haw--well, I'm not _exactly_ a witness, but I'm interested in the case, y'know. _Doork._ So are all these Gentlemen, Sir--but they can't get in. _The I.S._ No--but look _here_. I _know_ the criminals--'tleast I don't mean to call 'em _that_, y'know--hope they're all innocent, I'm sure. I like 'em all; _danced_ with 'em, and all that, lots of times. _Doork._ Ah, well, you see they ain't dancin' to-day, Sir. (_The I.S. bustles away; there is a stir within; the portion of the crowd in Court that is visible through the glass-doors heaves convulsively, and presently produces a stout and struggling Q.C._). Make way there! Stand aside, gentlemen, please. Counsel coming out! [_Q.C. comes out, puffing, followed by his Clerk and a Client._ _First W.W._ (_as the chasm in the crowd closes again_). _Now_ you can let us in! _Doork._ (_stolidly_). Not yet, Sir. (_To other Doork._) I see that party agen last night--_you_ know--him as was here making all that shindy day afore yesterday. I went and 'ad a drink with 'im. _Second Doork._ (_interested_). Ah, and 'ow _was_ he? |
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