DISCOUNTS


SPOKESMAN OF CREDITORS--"Veil, Cohen, we've decided to accept five
cents on a tollar--cash."

COHEN, THE DEBTOR--"Cash, you say? Den, of course, I get der regular
cash discount?"--_Puck_.




DISCRETION


WILLIE--"Pa, what is discretion?"

FATHER--"Oh, that's only another name for lack of nerve, my son."


Discretion is the perfection of reason, and a guide to win all the
duties of life.--_Addison_.




DISPOSITION