DIVORCE


"Binks has married again."

"I knew he didn't deserve that divorce!"


At the present terrific rate of divorce cases, we shall soon need a
new reference-book--"Who's Whose."


SOLICITOR (whose client is thinking of getting a divorce)--"Well,
you can get it for about twenty pounds; everything done quietly and no
publicity."

CLIENT--"And how much will the real thing cost, with lots of publicity
and everything?"


WIFE (trying to think of The Hague)--"Let's see, what is the name of
the place where so much was done toward promoting peace in the world?"

HUB--"Reno, my dear."


"And are the divorce laws so very liberal in your section?"

"Liberal? Say! They are so liberal that nobody ever heard of a woman