crying at a wedding out there."


A divorce suit would not appeal so much to a jury if it was cleaned
before it was pressed.


"What are you cutting out of the paper?"

"An item about a California man securing a divorce because his wife
went through his pockets."

"What are you going to do with it?"

"Put it in my pocket."--_Everybody's_.


"Scotsman, married, desires change."--_Weekly Paper_.

We ought to warn him that the Divorce Court is very congested just
now.


To matrimonial speedsters, divorce is just a detour.




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