Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, October 1, 1892 by Various
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"I will," replied Sir JOHN, heartily; "but surely I have seen my
daughter, and my niece, and Captain HARRY BOYNE VERNON, and the Hon. JULIAN KNIGHT BELFORD, and Lord HARRY NICHOLLS BANBERRY (a comic Peer), and his wife (a converted Quakeress), and DUDLEY J.L. SHINE ROPER, a wicked but amusing Hebrew, hanging about. Cannot we meet for two minutes, and set everything to-rights?" "My dear Sir JOHN," returned MAURICE FERNANDEZ DEEPWATER, "pray consider yourself mistaken. As you say, if we all met together for two minutes in a room, the whole thing would be settled. But then I am distinctly under the impression that AUGUSTE LE GRAND and HENRI LE PETTITT would be confoundedly annoyed." "Oh," exclaimed Sir JOHN, "if you think _they_ would be annoyed, do not say another word about it!" So the various characters gave one another a clear berth, and missed each other at the nick of time. But after awhile ROSE was left alone with the Hon. JULIAN BELFORD. "It is not very clear to me why we haven't married," said he. "Nor to me either!" she replied. "We dawdled a bit, and I daresay put it off because what one knows can be done at any moment is often not done at all." "Well, hadn't we better go to the British Embassy?" "Why, yes." she replied, with some hesitation; "but I really think |
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