Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, October 1, 1892 by Various
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you had better say you will marry my cousin. I fancy it would please
AUGUSTE and HENRI." "Anything to oblige them," returned the Hon. JULIAN. "That being settled, please leave me, as I have to fall in a dead faint--must get an effective Curtain, you know!" The HON. JULIAN KNIGHT BELFORD nodded his head, and then ROSE MILLWARD WOODMERE fainted--with the desired result. CHAPTER III.--_CACKLE_ V. _'OSSES. THE FAVOURITE WINS._ And now Sir JOHN and his considerate circle had come to England, and were close to Liverpool. "My dear people," said HENRI, "never mind your love-making, never mind your plot, leave it to AUGUSTE, and he will pull you through." And HENRI was quite right. AUGUSTE went to work with a will, and did pull them through. He took them to the Grand National Steeple Chace, and showed them and all the world a sight the like of which they had never seen before. There were real horses, real touts, and a real winner. Oh, how it went! It was magnificent! And, before this great race, AUGUSTE (helped by HENRI this time) showed a training-stable, and how a favourite can be nobbled. It didn't in the least matter why it was done, or where it was done. It was a lovely sight to see somebody or other giving the wrong horse beans. And the horse liked them, and eat them with a zest, and felt none the worse for them. On the contrary, the beans seemed to give the creature sufficient vigour |
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