The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.) by Various
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page 173 of 234 (73%)
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"Ah!" came another sigh--it was from the China-girl-rising-out-of-a-pen-wiper--"how I pity you!" "Do you?" said he eagerly. "Do you? Then I love you. Will you marry me?" "Ah!" said she; "but--" "She can't!" said the Cat-made-of-worsted. "She can't come to you. She hasn't got any legs. I know it. I'm fifty years old. I never saw them." "Never mind the Cat," said the Boy-leaning-against-a-greyhound. "But I do mind the Cat," said she, weeping. "I haven't. It's all pen-wiper." "Do I care?" said he. "She has thoughts," said the bronze Monk-reading-a-book. "That lasts longer than beauty. And she is solid behind." "And she has no hinge in her back," grinned the Cat-made-of-worsted. "Come, neighbors, let us congratulate them. You begin." "Keep out of disagreeable company," said the bronze Monk-reading-a-book. "That is not congratulation; that is advice," said the Cat-made-of-worsted. "Never mind, go on, my dear,"--to the Parian girl. "What! nothing to say? Then I'll say it for you. 'Friends, may your love last as long as your courtship.' Now I'll congratulate you." |
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