The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.) by Various
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page 174 of 234 (74%)
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But before he could speak, the Audience got up. "You shall not say a word. It must end happily." He went to the mantel-piece and took up the China-girl-rising-out-of-a-pen-wiper. "Why, she has legs after all," said he. "They're false," said the Cat-made-of-worsted. "They're false. I know it. I'm fifty years old. I never saw true ones on her." The Audience paid no attention, but took up the Boy-leaning-against-a-greyhound. "Ha!" said the Cat-made-of-worsted. "Come. I like this. He's hollow. They're all hollow. He! he! Neighbor Monk, you're hollow. He! he!" and the Cat-made-of-worsted never stopped grinning. The Audience lifted the glass case from him and set it over the Boy-leaning-against-a-greyhound and the China-girl-rising-out-of-a-pen-wiper. "Be happy!" said he. "Happy!" said the Cat-made-of-worsted. "Happy!" Still they were happy. |
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