Scarborough and the Critic by Richard Brinsley Sheridan
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ACT I.
SCENE I.--_The Hall of an Inn_. _Enter TOM FASHION and LORY, POSTILION following with a portmanteau_. _Fash_. Lory, pay the postboy, and take the portmanteau. _Lory. [Aside to TOM FASHION_.] Faith, sir, we had better let the postboy take the portmanteau and pay himself. _Fash. [Aside to LORY_.] Why, sure, there's something left in it! _Lory_. Not a rag, upon my honour, sir! We eat the last of your wardrobe at New Malton--and, if we had had twenty miles further to go, our next meal must have been of the cloak-bag. _Fash_. Why, 'sdeath, it appears full! _Lory_. Yes, sir--I made bold to stuff it with hay, to save appearances, and look like baggage. _Fash. [Aside_.] What the devil shall I do?--[_Aloud_.] Hark'ee, boy, what's the chaise? _Post_. Thirteen shillings, please your honour. _Fash_. Can you give me change for a guinea? _Post_. Oh, yes, sir. _Lory. [Aside_.] So, what will he do now?--[_Aloud_.] Lord, sir, you had better let the boy be paid below. _Fash_. Why, as you say, Lory, I believe it will be as well. _Lory_. Yes, yes, I'll tell them to discharge you below, honest friend. _Post_. Please your honour, there are the turnpikes too. _Fash_. Ay, ay, the turnpikes by all means. _Post_. And I hope your honour will order me something for myself. |
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