Scarborough and the Critic by Richard Brinsley Sheridan
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_Fash_. To be sure; bid them give you a crown.
_Lory_. Yes, yes--my master doesn't care what you charge them--so get along, you-- _Post_. And there's the ostler, your honour. _Lory_. Psha! damn the ostler!--would you impose upon the gentleman's generosity?--[_Pushes him out_.] A rascal, to be so cursed ready with his change! _Fash_. Why, faith, Lory, he had nearly posed me. _Lory_. Well, sir, we are arrived at Scarborough, not worth a guinea! I hope you'll own yourself a happy man--you have outlived all your cares. _Fash_. How so, sir? _Lory_. Why, you have nothing left to take care of. _Fash_. Yes, sirrah, I have myself and you to take care of still. _Lory_. Sir, if you could prevail with somebody else to do that for you, I fancy we might both fare the better for it. But now, sir, for my Lord Foppington, your elder brother. _Fash_. Damn my eldest brother. _Lory_. With all my heart; but get him to redeem your annuity, however. Look you, sir; you must wheedle him, or you must starve. _Fash_. Look you, sir; I would neither wheedle him, nor starve. _Lory_. Why, what will you do, then? _Fash_. Cut his throat, or get someone to do it for me. _Lory_. Gad so, sir, I'm glad to find I was not so well acquainted with the strength of your conscience as with the weakness of your purse. _Fash_. Why, art thou so impenetrable a blockhead as to |
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