The Man with Two Left Feet - And Other Stories by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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'Stop that row there!' 'Won't you marry me?' She looked at him. It seemed to him that she hesitated. 'Cut it out!' bellowed the stage-manager, and Henry cut it out. And at this moment, when his whole fate hung in the balance, there came from the stage that devastating high note which is the sign that the solo is over and that the chorus are now about to mobilize. As if drawn by some magnetic power, she suddenly receded from him, and went on to the stage. A man in Henry's position and frame of mind is not responsible for his actions. He saw nothing but her; he was blind to the fact that important manoeuvres were in progress. All he understood was that she was going from him, and that he must stop her and get this thing settled. He clutched at her. She was out of range, and getting farther away every instant. He sprang forward. The advice that should be given to every young man starting life is--if you happen to be behind the scenes at a theatre, never spring forward. The whole architecture of the place is designed to undo those who so spring. Hours before, the stage-carpenters have laid their traps, and |
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