A Parody Outline of History by Donald Ogden Stewart
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page 45 of 104 (43%)
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MRS. BREWSTER: Priscilla! PRISCILLA: 'Scuse me, Auntie Brewster. And then I just lay in the grass and sang and laughed. MRS. BREWSTER: Dear, you'll catch your death of cold one of these nights. I hope you'll excuse me, Captain Standish; it's time I was going to our social. I'll leave Priscilla to entertain you. Now be a good girl, Priscilla, and please dear don't drink straight vermouth--remember what happened last time. Good night, Captain--good night, dear. (Exit MRS. BREWSTER with gin.) PRISCILLA: Oh damn! What'll we do, Miles--I'm getting awfully sleepy. MILES: Why--we might--er--pet a bit. PRISCILLA (yawning): No. I'm too tired--besides, I hate whiskers. MILES: Yes, that's so, I remember. (Ten minutes' silence, with MILES looking sentimentally into the fireplace, PRISCILLA curled up in a chair on the other side.) MILES: I was--your aunt and I--we were talking about you before you came in. It was a talk that meant a lot to me. PRISCILLA: Miles, would you mind closing that window? |
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