WIFEY (coldly)--"No, it wasn't, it was the day breaking."




DUTCH


BIX--"I see there's a report from Holland that concrete bases for
German cannon have been found there."

DIX--"Don't believe a word you hear from Holland. The geography says
it is a low, lying country."




DYSPEPSIA


_Joy of Eating_

A well-known banker in a down-town restaurant was eating mush and
milk.

"What's the matter?" inquired a friend.

"Got dyspepsia."